Monday, April 11, 2011

The Poetics Of Coding

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There is little doubt that WordPress is one of the most popular blogging and content management platforms out there today. This is not an article about WordPress, though, but rather a more general musing on one of its thought-provoking taglines: “Code Is Poetry.”

That’s an interesting metaphor. Recently, I’ve written about the different languages used by designers and developers, and also about the relationship between these coding languages and proper human language (specifically, English). As someone who graduated from university with a degree in English Literature and came to Web design in a roundabout way, this kind of thinking has always interested me.

As has this apparent connection between code and poetry. What does the metaphor mean? I took some time to really think about this relationship and discovered that the people at WordPress got it right (again). Code really is similar to poetry!

A Superficial Similarity

To start off, code and poetry have a somewhat obvious and entirely superficial similarity, and we may as well begin there. Here is a poem I wrote a few years ago:

A man in a suit,
standing on an old stone bridge,
sees the reflection
of himself in the water
flowing, unhindered, below.

I promise this will be the only work of mine that I include here, but let’s compare it to some snippets of simple code, starting with HTML:


The Title


Some content



Now look at some CSS:

div {

border: 1em 0px;
background-color: #444
border: 1px solid #222;
}

And finally some JavaScript:

function cubeMe(x){

var answer = x*x*x;
alert(answer);
}

I want to highlight two key elements: the short lengths and the prominent indentation. These are both common elements of poetry and code (though not absolutely necessary to either).

This comparison is superficial at best, and there is a much stronger connection to explore. Still, this basic similarity reveals a certain visual relationship between code and poetry, which gives us an interesting entry point to discuses the subject.

A Master’s Art

This code-is-poetry metaphor comes at least partly from a perception of poetry as the master’s craft. Whether you love or hate it (and I know a lot of people hate it), there has always been a general sense that poetry sits at the apex of the written word, as though poets sit in an ivory tower, composing lines with a golden pen.

Masters-art in The Poetics Of Coding

Of course, the reality is strikingly different. A lot of really bad poetry is out there, written by people who call themselves poets just because they can rhyme words at the end of two lines.

Does that sound familiar?

How similar is this to the proverbial “nephew”? You know the one: that kid who read the introduction to a high-school textbook about the Web, figured out a few HTML tags and is now driving you crazy with his offer of a “Web design” for $100 and a six-pack of beer. Makes you want to tear your hair out, doesn’t he?

Anyone who has been at this Web design thing for a while (or at least anyone who takes themselves seriously) would agree that there’s more to the job than hacking out content wrapped in a bunch of poorly structured and entirely non-semantic HTML. For those of us who strive to be masters of our craft, code is so much more.

Code has purpose and meaning. It requires structure. It should be lightweight and elegant, not bogged down with lines and lines of garbage. Writing great code isn’t something that just happens. It takes discipline and work! It’s an art unto itself.

Feeling impassioned yet? If so, you might have the heart of a poet. I’ll tell you why.

Of Pen And Purpose

Every good poem has a purpose. The purpose need not be so lofty as to change the world or to establish a new school of thinking, but every good poem needs a purpose. Of course, nothing is surprising about this. Many mediocre and poor poems are written with a purpose. The difference is in execution.

If a poem is written for a particular purpose, then the composition should reflect that purpose. The structure, word choice, subject and tone should all work together to support the primary purpose. For example, the purpose of Coleridge’s “Kubla Khan” is to capture the imagery of one of the poet’s (opium-induced) dreams. It famously opens:

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure-dome decree:
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea.

The poem continues on in much the same tone, fully of lyrical and Romantic language by which Coleridge captures the essence of his dream. His word choice and form help the poem achieve its purpose.

Pen-and-purpose in The Poetics Of Coding

A limerick is a different kind of poem altogether, one generally intended to be witty or humorous (and sometimes just plain crude). Here is one of the limericks I remember best:

There was an old man from the Cape,
Who made himself garments of crepe.
When asked if they tear
he replied, “Here and there,
But they keep such a beautiful shape!”

All limericks follow this structure and share this cadence, which contribute to the overall effect. The rhythm makes the text sound silly and light-hearted, whatever the actual words. While the poem is vastly different from Coleridge’s Romantic vision, it too demonstrates a keen understanding of its purpose.

Our code should be much the same. Different kinds of code serve different purposes and should be used accordingly. In Web design, the most cliched example is using tables for layout purposes. The HTML table tags were intended to present information in tabular format, not to structure an entire document. Using it in the latter way is a misappropriation of its purpose.

Any experienced coder would attest that tabular layouts are far more inflexible than CSS. They really limit you to the confines of the table itself. Styles, however, give you a great deal more flexibility and allow you to do a lot more. We may harp on about it a lot, to the point of being annoying, but it’s a perfect example of how failing to understand purpose can render code less effective!

CSS also provides a great example of the difference between inline, embedded and external styles. Each has a different purpose, and using it the wrong way can really weigh down your code. The external style sheet is used to implement universal styles that can be applied to an entire website (or, in some cases, multiple websites). The embedded style sheet, which is less frequently used, overwrites external styles. This is great for custom artistic posts. Inline styles can be used to overwrite the styling of a single element.

It’s all pretty straightforward for a seasoned Web designer. For the uninitiated, though, mixing up these purposes is all too easy, and it potentially results in bloated code, full of unnecessary inline styling and redundant elements, all from a lack of understanding CSS’ rules of precedence.

So, whether you code HTML or CSS, if you believe in the importance of understanding your purpose, then you certainly have something in common with the great poets.

Meaning

Another important aspect of poetry is meaning. Like any text, a poem means something on the surface: it literally means what it says, even if what it says is sometimes difficult to understand (especially with some archaic works). However, a good poem always has a secondary meaning, hidden beneath the surface.

The incomparable Robert Frost demonstrates this, in a stanza from his popular “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening:”

The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep.
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

On the surface, the poem’s closing lines simply state that the narrator thinks the woods are lovely but that he has promises to keep and a long journey before he gets to bed. But there is also critical discussion about the meaning that lurks below the surface of these lines. Not to go into too much analysis here, but it has been suggested that these lines indicate a deep yearning in the narrator to abandon the responsibilities of society and retreat to the embrace of nature, possibly even to death.

Meaning in The Poetics Of Coding

Again, code can be very similar, though in a different way. Instead of having a surface meaning and an underlying meaning, code (and specifically HTML) creates meaning through both its semantics and its structure. For example, consider these two lines:

The Wasteland

The Wasteland

The content is identical, but the context created by the mark-up is entirely different. In the first instance, the content is a paragraph (or simple body text). In the second, it is a first-level heading. The two are very different. Here’s another example:

This is a paragraph.

This is a paragraph.

The first sentence is a simple statement. But the emphasis in the second sentence on the word “is” changes the meaning. Now it becomes more of an affirmation against the (quite legitimate) claim that a single sentence does not really constitute a paragraph. Also, notice the choice of tag, using the semantic em tag for emphasis, instead of the simple italics tag.

Similarly, a language such as PHP provides contextual meaning through conditional logic. For example, here is a snippet of WordPress code that I often use to generate the content of the title tag:

In this case, the code produces a different title, based on the type of content being generated. It’s much different than our HTML example, but it still demonstrates the ability of a block of code to provide extra meaning to content—the same way that a poem’s subtext adds a layer of meaning below the surface.

The Importance Of Being Structured

A key similarity in the code-as-poetry metaphor is the need for structure. Poetry is traditionally a very structured form of writing. Take the sonnet, which was once widely considered one of the most elevated forms of poetry and is quite difficult to write (trust me, I’ve tried). Here is Elizabeth Barret-Browning’s famous “How Do I Love Thee”:

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday’s
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men might strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood’s faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,–I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!–and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

This poem, which appears on so much sentimental merchandise these days, follows the sonnet structure very closely. It has the standard 14 lines, with a specific rhyming structure. For the most part, it also follows the traditional meter, called iambic pentameter. I won’t break down the sonnet’s adherence to and deviation from traditional structure (because I would probably lose your interest). Suffice it to say, this poem is constructed on a very strict and rigid scheme.

Being-structured in The Poetics Of Coding

There are other types of poetic structures, too, such as the brief haiku and the silly limerick (which we looked at). Some might suggest that much modern poetry is even more “free” and unstructured. This may be the case with lesser poems, but not with the best modern works. While these poems may appear not to follow a pattern, they are always structured in some way. You just have to look harder to find it.

The structure of code, though, is very obvious—in fact, probably more so than the rigid sonnet form. Let’s look at a basic HTML document:

 A Simple Document


A Simple Document


This is just a simple document.


As with the sonnet, a clear structure is at work here, one that is significantly different. The html, head and body tags all give form to the document as a whole, while the title, h1 and p tags wrap and semantically define different bits of content. For every opening tag, there is a closing tag, appearing at the appropriate place in the document’s hierarchy. It’s all basic HTML.

It’s also highly structured, and without this structure, the code degrades. In some cases, it could be a semantic issue, which often goes unnoticed, because browsers will usually correct these issues. For instance, we all know that the title tag should appear between the head tags, right? Well, if the title tag is placed somewhere else, most modern browsers will still understand the tag and render it properly. Semantically and structurally, though, it’s all wrong.

The same is true of improperly nested tags. Something like the following would likely render properly in the browser:

A link to Smashing Magazine


And yet, it is structurally flawed, because tags should always be closed in the order that they were opened. Of course, things get really dicey when tags are unbalanced or when block-level elements intersect. I can’t be the only one who has been hijacked by a rogue div tag!

The point here is not to dig into the structural semantics of HTML, but to emphasize the importance of the structure in both code and poetry. If you’re nodding along with me here and agree on the importance of properly structured documents, then that’s another trait you share with poets and another bit of support for our code-is-poetry metaphor.

Trim And Efficient

Finally, in a well-crafted poem, every single word has meaning and purpose. Despite what may appear to be overly complex words or flowery lines, the entire piece is meticulously crafted. A poet can spend hours struggling for just the right word, or set aside a poem for days before coming back to it for a fresh perspective.

Let’s look at another of Robert Frost’s shorter works, this one entitled “Fire and Ice”:

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

It may be somewhat grim, but it is also exceptionally well crafted. Each word here is so carefully placed that not a single one could be removed without detracting from the meaning of the poem.

Ezra Pound’s “In The Station of the Metro” is even more succinct:

The apparition of these faces in the crowd;
Petals on a wet, black bough.

In just two lines and fourteen simple words, Pound paints a striking image, ripe with meaning and begging to be devoured by scholars and critics. Now, that’s efficiency.

Trim-and-efficient in The Poetics Of Coding

Would you not agree that the same should hold true for code? Shouldn’t every tag, selector, rule and line of PHP have an explicit purpose? Unfortunately, making HTML and CSS bloated with unnecessary tags and styles is all too easy. Take this code:


This is a paragraph.




div{margin: 1em 20px}
div p {font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px}
div p span {color: blue}

Now, compare it to this:

This is a paragraph



p{margin: 1em 20px; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 14px; color: blue}

Assuming no extra margins or padding are applied to the original div, the second bit of code will render exactly the same as the first—a more economical way to achieve the same result.

As we mentioned in the section on purpose, code can also become bloated by unnecessary inline styles, where an external or even embedded style sheet would be more efficient (depending on the purpose, of course). Yet another example would be to use the onmouseover event to execute simple JavaScript effects that could be achieved more efficiently by CSS.

For the master craftsperson, great code and great poetry are lean and trim, with no excess of words or other unnecessary elements.

Conclusion

Part of the beauty of metaphor is its ability to highlight meaningful similarities between two seemingly unrelated ideas. Still, I have to admit that when I really considered this code-is-poetry metaphor, I was surprised by just how deep the similarities run. In some ways, the metaphor almost blurs into reality.

Perhaps code really is a form of poetry, and the coder a new kind of poet.

What does it all mean? I can’t answer that entirely, at least not here and now. But if more people regarded code as its own kind of poetry or at the very least put the two on more even footing, it would raise the bar and lead to higher-quality work. And that would only be a good thing!


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part.

Just a few days back I watched "Se7en" for the second time. Besides being one of the coolest movies ever made ( I would say a near to perfect ), It ends with Somerset quoting Ernest Hemingway's For Whom the Bell Tolls:

'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part.

Now, Question that stroked me was what did Somerset actually mean by saying. Did he mean that earth is not a good place or a fine place but still worth to live in. Or probably it could have meant its a place where you have to fight for your own survival. I myself find world a place which is designed with the balance of good and evil. So Its a place where you're whole life is in maintaining the balance between these two.

I dont know what writer had in mind by ending the movie with this quote but a simple sentence gave a different essence to the whole movie.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Battle Royale

Battle Royale was the next-to-last film of 70-year-old director Kinji Fukasaku, who over the decades was responsible for such varied classics as Black Lizard, the Fight Without Honor or Humanity series, and Message From Space. And out of all of those, BR might end up being, ultimately, his most famous film. It is certainly his most controversial. What a way to go out.

Battle Royale takes place in the near future, when the violence and chaos created by Japan’s rebellious youth have gotten out of control. The Japanese government creates the BR Act, which essentially chooses one group of seventh graders at a time, takes them to a remote area, and forces them to fight to the death. They are not allowed to team up: only one kid can survive. They are allowed weapons. They wear electronic collars around their necks that can be remotely detonated if they ‘cheat’ or refuse to take part. Sure, the plot is absolutely outlandish, but so what? It exists mainly as a setup for the film’s action, as each class clown and outsider kid and picked-on nerd can finally get vengeance against the more popular kids. Or vice-versa. Or best friends and boyfriend-girlfriend teams can turn against each other. And they do, of course.

Naturally, this makes the film terribly controversial, as each of the film’s three-dozen-odd attractive teenagers off each other in various creative ways. It’s no surprise the movie and DVD haven’t been released in puritanical modern America, where even Janet Jackson’s metal-covered nipple can cause the FCC to launch an indignant investigation. But in Japan – home of ultra-violent sexy cartoons and where until recently one could purchase freshly-soiled schoolgirl panties from a vending machine – the film was protested as simply going too far. Of course, Japanese cinema has always been violent – deliciously so. But what pissed off the Nippon equivalent of the Moral Majority was that it was these pretty young kids onscreen, performing a brutal ballet on each other, that stirred up the trouble.

To be sure, the violence is indeed creative. I don’t wish to give away any of the cool scenes to those who haven’t seen the film; but I will say that Fukasaku knew the value of violence for violence’s sake. We – being the international film-going public – like lots of blood. We don’t generally admit to it (though I’m happy to), but we do. As far as movie entertainment goes, then we can say, like Gordon Gekko said of greed, ‘Violence is good. Violence works.’ Why else would Bruce Willis keep getting work, or why would we thrill to Jedi slicing robots in half? Why do Americans like action heroes, the Japanese love samurai, and everybody love gangsters?

Battle Royale should be watched in this light. It’s just a movie, after all; just a fiction. We can enjoy watching the beautiful young schoolgirls begin to betray one another. We can marvel at the totally-fictional situation of the battle royale itself, forcing these heretofore-innocent kids to become cold-eyed killers. The first time around watching the film we are breathless, wondering who will survive, and whether the demonic adults will get any comeuppance, thrilling at the twists the plot takes; subsequent viewings get us excited as the perfectly-attuned musical score builds our anticipation, and we are reminded of our favorite characters, our favorite scenes.

Ultimately there is a cloud of darkness over the storyline of this film: after all, the plot deals with a random group of happy, innocent, attractive kids who, through no virtue or sin of their own, are forced to take part in a deadly no-win game concocted by the adults who fear and hate them. But if you can get past that initial dark veil, you can sit back and enjoy the sheer fun of this film for being what it is: a finely-wrought package of action and thrills. And if all of that glorious bloodshed bothers you, just remind yourself (and pardon the cliché): it is, after all, just a movie; just a game.



Saturday, September 18, 2010

The Social Network Official Trailer

I love this guy Jesse Eisenberg after the adventureland and Zombieland... He surely will rock in "The Social Network" from director David Fincher ( maker of Fight Club and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)...
Here's a trailer of the movie

Friday, September 17, 2010

High Fidelity

This is one of the coolest rom-com ever made and there are some of the coolest dialogues used in this movies so here are some of my personal favorites....

I start with the coolest ones which Rob says

Rob's Dialogues

  1. I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.

  2. She LIKED me. She liked ME. SHE like me... At least I think she did.

  3. Charlie, you fucking bitch. Let's work it out.

  4. My desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups, in chronological order, are as follows: Alison Ashmore; Penny Hardwick; Jackie Alden; Charlie Nicholson; and Sarah Kendrew. Those were the ones that really hurt. Can you see your name on that list, Laura? Maybe you'd sneak into the top ten. But there's just no room for you in the top five, sorry. Those places are reserved for the kind of humiliation and heartbreak you're just not capable of delivering.

  5. Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art. Many do's and don'ts. First of all you're using someone else's poetry to express how you feel. This is a delicate thing.

  6. John Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies.

  7. The making of a great compilation tape, like breaking up, is hard to do and takes ages longer than it might seem. You gotta kick off with a killer, to grab attention. Then you got to take it up a notch, but you don't wanna blow your wad, so then you got to cool it off a notch. There are a lot of rules. Anyway... I've started to make a tape... in my head... for Laura. Full of stuff she likes. Full of stuff that make her happy. For the first time I can sort of see how that is done.

  8. What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

  9. Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.

  10. I can see now I never really committed to Laura. I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me from doing a lot of things, like thinking about my future and... I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open. And that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments.

  11. Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.

Barry's dialogues

  1. Rob, I'm telling you this for your own good, that's the worst fuckin' sweater I've ever seen, that's a Cosby sweater.
  2. A Cosssssssby sweater. Did Laura let you leave the house like that?
  3. I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?

Dialogues

Rob: Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.
Laura: No, it's really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.
Rob: Made! Made! Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him!


Rob: What did Laura mean last night when she said, "I haven't slept with him yet." Yet! What does "yet" mean anyway? It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it?
[Next scene]
Rob:[To Barry]Just come on. What would it mean to you, that sentence: I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet?
Barry: Well, to me it would mean that you're a liar. You've seen it twice. Once with Laura -oops- and once with me and Dick, remember? We had that conversation about the guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century.
Rob: Right, all right. But let's just say that I hadn't seen it and I said to you, "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet", what would you think?
Barry: I'd think that you're a cinematic idiot and I'd feel sorry for you.
Rob: All right. But from that one sentence, would you think that I was going to see it?
Barry: I'm sorry, Rob. I'm struggling here. You're asking me what would I think if you told me you hadn't seen a film that you have already seen. What am I supposed to say?
Rob: Just listen to me. If I said to you-
Barry: "I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet", yes.
Rob: Would you get the impression that I really wanted to see it?
Barry: Oh, uh, well you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have already gone.
Rob: Right, I'm not gonna see that movie.
Barry:[pause] But the word "yet". Yeah, you know what? I'd get the impression that you wanted to see it otherwise you'd have said you didn't wanna go.
Rob: But in your opinion, would I definitely go?
Barry: How the fuck am I supposed to know?! Probably!
Rob: Why?
Barry: Because it's a brilliant film. It's so funny, and violent, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass. I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?

Pulp Fiction Memorable Quotes


Jules Winnfield

  • There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been saying that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker 'fore I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking, maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man, and Mr. 9 millimeter here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is, you're the weak, and I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm trying real hard to be the shepherd.

Marsellus Wallace

  • The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps.

Captain Koons

  • [To young Butch] Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together for over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself, but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were, for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities of the other. If it had been me who had not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son Jim. But the way it turned out is I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya. [Holds up watch] This watch I got here was first purchased by your great-grandfather during the first world war. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee, made by the first company to ever make wrist watches. Up until then, people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by Private Doughboy Ryan Coolidge the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Dialogue

Yolanda: This place? A coffee shop?
Pumpkin: Why not? Nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores, gas stations … you get your head blown off sticking up one of them. Restaurants, on the other hand, you catch with their pants down. They're not expecting to get robbed. Not as expectant, anyway.
Yolanda: I bet you could cut down on the "hero factor" in a place like this.
Pumpkin: Correct. Just like banks, these places are insured. Manager? He don't give a fuck. He's just trying to get you out the door before you start plugging the diners. Waitresses, fucking forget it! No way are they taking a bullet for the register. Busboy, some wetback getting paid a dollar fifty an hour really give a fuck you're stealing from the owner? Customers are sitting there with food in their mouths, they don't know what's going on. One minute they're having a Denver omelette, the next minute, someone's sticking a gun in their face.

Jules: Okay now, tell me about the hash bars.
Vincent: So what you want to know?
Jules: Well, hash is legal there, right?
Vincent: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. They want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules: Those are hash bars?
Vincent: Breaks down like this, okay: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's illegal to carry it, but that doesn't really matter 'cause get a load of this, all right – if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules: [laughing] Oh, man! I'm going, that's all there is to it. I'm fucking going.
Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
Jules: What?
Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that we got here, but it's just – it's just there it's a little different.
Jules: Example?
Vincent: All right. Well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean just like in no paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?
Vincent: Nah, man, they got the metric system, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: What do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale with Cheese".
Jules: "Royale with Cheese".
Vincent: That's right.
Jules: What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "Le Big Mac".
Jules: [in mock French accent] "Le Big Mac." [laughs] What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I don't know, I didn't go in a Burger King.

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop right there. Eating a bitch out and giving a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fucking thing.
Vincent: It's not, it's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fucking ballpark neither. Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know touching his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't the same fucking ball park. It ain't the same league. It ain't even the same fucking sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be telling me about foot massages, I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of them?
Jules: Shit, yeah! I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothing.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: [pause] Fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: Fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Yo-yo-yo, man, you best back off, I'm getting pissed here. Look, just 'cause I wouldn't give no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antoine into a glass motherfucking house fucking up the way the nigga talks. That shit ain't right. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass because I'd kill the motherfucker, know what I'm saying?
Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now, look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking better known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man, he ain't have no sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Jules: That's an interesting point. [pause] C'mon, let's get into character.

Brett: [to Jules] Look, I'm sorry, I-I didn't get your name. I got yours, uh, Vincent, right? But-But I-I never got your...
Jules: My name is Pitt, and your ass ain't talking your way outta this shit.
Brett: [rising] No, no, no. I just want you to know how – [Jules motions him to sit down] I just want you to know how sorry we are that-that things got so fucked up with us and-and Mr. Wallace. I-I-It, we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. Really. I never inte–
[Jules shoots Flock-of-Seagulls, Brett recoils in horror]
Jules: Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin' something about "best intentions"? [silence] What's the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well, allow me to retort!
[Jules looks very upset]
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: [overturns the small table in the room] What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in "What"?!
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying.
Brett: [gasping] Yes...
Jules:Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: [points gun directly in Brett's face] Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time!
Brett: He-he's black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He's bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?!
Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does he look … like … a bitch?!
Brett: [in pain] No-o!
Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: [faintly] I didn't!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him. And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: [gasping for breath] Yes.
Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekiel 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know my name is the Lord [pulls out his gun and aims it at Brett] when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"
[Brett shrieks in horror as Jules and Vincent shoot him repeatedly]

Mia Wallace: Don't you hate that?
Vincent: Hate what?
Mia: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
Vincent: I don't know. That's a good question.
Mia: That's when you know you've found somebody really special: you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Nah, man. I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
[Zed screams and moans in agony]
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you "what now". I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. [to Zed] You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight! I'm gonna get medieval on your ass!
Butch: I meant, what now between me and you.
Marsellus: Oh, that "what now". I tell you what now between me and you. There is no "me and you". Not no more.
Butch: So we cool?
Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone. Or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
Butch: Deal.
Marsellus: Now get your ass out of here.

Jules: Mmm! God damn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, right? but he springs this serious gourmet shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.
Jules: What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it, I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that –
Jimmie: No, I wanna ask you a question. When you came pullin' in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no –
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Nigger Storage"?!
Jules: No, I didn't.
Jimmie: You know why you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!
Jules: But Jimmie, we ain't gonna store the motherfucker –
Jimmie: No, no, no, no, no, don't you fucking realize, man, that if Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I'm gonna get divorced? All right? No marriage counseling, no trial separation, I'm going to get fucking divorced, okay? And I don't want to get fucking divorced! Now man, you know, fuck, I wanna help you, but I don't want to lose my wife doing it, all right?
Jules: Jimmie, Jimmie, she ain't gonna leave you –
Jimmie: Don't fucking "Jimmie" me, Jules, okay?! Don't fucking "Jimmie" me! There's nothing that you're gonna say that's gonna make me forget that I love my wife, is there?! Now look, you know, she comes home from work in about an hour and a half. Graveyard shift at the hospital. You gotta make some phone calls? You gotta call some people? Well, then do it! And then get the fuck out of my house before she gets here!
Jules: Hey, that's Kool and the Gang. You know, we don't wanna fuck your shit up. All we wanna do is call my people and get them to bring us in, that's all.
Jimmie: You don't wanna fuck my shit up? You're fucking up my shit right now! You're gonna fuck my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home. So just do me that favor, all right? The phone is in my bedroom, I suggest you get going.

Vincent: A "please" would be nice.
The Wolf: Come again?
Vincent: I said a "please" would be nice.
The Wolf: Get it straight, Buster. I'm not here to say "please". I'm here to tell you what to do. And if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you better fucking do it and do it quick. I'm here to help. If my help's not appreciated, lots of luck, gentlemen.
Jules: No no, Mr. Wolfe, it's not like that. Your help is definitely appreciated.
Vincent: Look, Mr. Wolfe, I respect you. I just don't like people barking orders at me, that's all.
The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you two guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No, man. I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well, we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfucking pig. I mean, he'd have to be ten times more charming than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm saying?
Vincent: [laughing] That's good.

Jules: Man, I just been sitting here thinking.
Vincent: About what?
Jules: About the miracle we just witnessed.
Vincent: The miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence.
Jules: What is a miracle, Vincent?
Vincent: An act of God.
Jules: And what's an act of God?
Vincent: When, um … God makes the impossible possible … but this morning I don't think it qualifies.
Jules: Hey, Vincent, don't you see? That shit don't matter. You're judging this shit the wrong way. I mean, it could be that God stopped the bullets, or He changed Coke to Pepsi, He found my fucking car keys. You don't judge shit like this based on merit. Now, whether or not what we experienced was an "according to Hoyle" miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God. God got involved.
Vincent: But why?
Jules: Well, that's what's fucking with me. I don't know why, but I can't go back to sleep.
Vincent: You serious? You're really thinking about quitting?
Jules: The life?
Vincent: Yeah.
Jules: Most definitely.
Vincent: Oh, fuck. What'cha gonna do, man?
Jules: Well, that's what I've been sitting here contemplating. First, I'm going to deliver this case to Marcellus, then, basically, I'm just going to walk the Earth.
Vincent: What'cha mean, "walk the earth"?
Jules: You know, like Caine in Kung Fu, walk from place to place, meet people, get into adventures.
Vincent: And how long do you intend to walk the earth?
Jules: Until God puts me where he wants me to be.
Vincent: And what if he don't do that?
Jules: If it takes forever, then I'll walk forever.
Vincent: So you decided to be a bum?
Jules: I'll just be Jules, Vincent – no more, no less.

Vincent: Let me ask you something, when did you think up all of this shit? When you were sitting there eating that muffin?
Jules: Yeah, I was sitting here, eating my muffin and drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity.
Vincent: [pauses, looking annoyed] To be continued …

Taglines

  • Girls like me don't make invitations like this to just anyone!
  • You won't know the facts until you've seen the fiction.
  • I don't smile for pictures.
  • Just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.
  • I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.
  • That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
  • I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced. No marriage counselling, no trial separation, I'm gonna get fuckin' divorced.
  • Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

10 Coolest Movies Ever!!!

This is some of the coolest movies I've seen

1. The Shawshank Redemption

2. Pulp Fiction

3. The Dark Knight

4. Fight Club

5. Memento

6. Forrest Gump

7. Terminator 2: Judgment Day

8. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

9. Reservoir Dogs

10.Inglourious Basterds